while i’m on the subject, here’s an epcot pro-tip for all my witches, warlocks, and wizards out there:
take an edible (strength of choice) in the connections eatery bathroom right before you get in line for cosmic rewind. if you wear a bra, this is a fantastic hiding place. the average wait is around 60-75 minutes, though this typically does not include the pre-show and post-show wait (preshow itself is around 10-15 minutes, post-show is 10-20 minutes depending on the day and time. you will start to feel something right before or exactly during the pre-show. i’d recommend waiting away from the crowd and over to the far left, because people will push and shove in a stampede to get on the ride faster. just remember you’re all going to the same place and enjoy the special effects in the teleportation room).
when you get on the ride you will feel the full effect and it is magnificent. many people request row 9 specifically, and if that’s your prerogative i would highly recommend it, but really anything in the back half of the train is great and you’ll get the smoothest ride with the most G forces. happy riding! eldritchbong OUT
