bongwizard was taken already

she accidentally bruised my cervix last night 🤩🥰🤤

went to eat some buldak noodles so i have something on my belly before the adderall spell manifests an effect. a tick summoned itself upon the cup rim and into the carbohydrate sea. i had to dispose of the dish in full. seething

i really dislike when i have to go work at the job i applied for during the days and times i’ve requested

when people ask me if i want to go back to my previous job (disney) i say yes, which is true, but in reality i mostly just miss riding journey into imagination immediately after taking 3 massive hits of my wizard cart in the bathroom

i wish to brew my mead and drink it from a large flagon as was once done in taverns of old

my therapist told me to stop smoking weed so i did and things got worse??? what’s up with that

i frew up :(

one must imagine sisyphus in the shower on his period

the love of my life has found the love of their life and it is not me. surely i have been cursed by my enemies