Eldritch Historian

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

"The Mariner's Revenge Song" is one of my favorite songs of all time, I truly love everything about it: the story, the lyrics, the chorus, the instrumental, but above all I think the best part is in the last minute or so, when there are no lyrics, but the mother's instrumental leitmotif, from "find him bind him tie to a pole and break his fingers to splinters" part, repeats 5 times and gets faster and more frantic each time, like yeaa we dont need lyrics to know what is currently happening to the captain of the whaling ship do we