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What the ever living fuck

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”

this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan

far too often, yeah

me n my siblings used to cover each other in stuffed animals pillows and blankets and jump on each other from the top of the stairs and idk how we never got injured

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

But have you tried

see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

The real gen zillenial feel is having the flip/slide phones in middle school/freshman yr then switching over to an iphone in high school

100,000 notes and I get another boy

reblog for noises

Bengal Simulator 2017

Sing me the song of your people, small furry demon

I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing