Elaine’s Post-Ironic, Nightmare, Movie Vortex

Branding-wise, Loomis armored trucks have to be feeling pretty good that the shorthand for armored truck robberies is “Brinkjob.” The Brink armored truck company is probably still recovering.

Virginia Flag outside of Five Guys was half mast today. Must’ve lost one.

The trailer for I Want Your Sex playing before the To Wong Foo screening. Being homosexual has never been more cool.

Live streamers who just do chat roulettes are the modern call in show.

I watched someone try to take a picture of a title card or identifying moment in the theater and it was deeply embarrassing to watch someone try to pull off. Turn your shit off!

Do not try to make any flirtatious moves while in the theater. I’m trying to watch the film.

Brazil is my new “Whole Deal”

Other than not being a big fan of them in general, it’s upsetting how legacy sequel trailers are always edited to look like legacy sequels. And yeah, that’s a little the point, but we lost the magic of “Ooh! What’s this?” The entire vibe always reeks of “They’re back,” from even the first shot. Fix it!!