Gales Hairline

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

The difference between staff and clowns is that clowns do their fucking job

SCALPED

I love the universal gaming experience of “oh this game doesn’t have sitting so I’ll stand on this chair and crouch”

#the toilet goblin

reblog Toilet Goblin for good toilet luck

okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there

ive never looked at an animated movie and go “i wish this was live action” but i have looked at a live action movie and went “i wish this was animated” countless times