yo

I’m making bread

That’s his pussy lips

This is the most united Tumblr has ever been. It’s kind of beautiful.

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

you have until december 17 to be horny. after that it’s illegal

what about that comic where you drew a butthole

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

The best part of this which people often don’t realize is that Dwight was the one who took the family picture of them. So him seeing that picture is even more startling to him.

That’s great.

i cant believe dc animated the ‘superman deep throating hentai tentacles’ scene from the comics i absolutely cant fucking believe they had the audacity to make me watch this in motion with my own two eyes

Micah this is SO BAD

TUMBLR IS THIS ALLOWED

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.