Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
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Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”

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I love how the internet keeps up with these little dates lol
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

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Aren't you going to fight for my rights?
A friend of mine is an attorney. Sometimes he gets the most ridiculous clients.
Friend: Alright, so plead out and you’ll get six months, but with good behavior you can get out in three.
Client: You can’t keep me out of jail?
Friend: Unfortunately, no. This is the best I could do.
Client: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S THE “BEST YOU COULD DO”? YOU’RE MY LAWYER, AREN’T YOU GOING TO FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS?
Friend: I am fighting for your rights.
Client: THEN WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU KEEP ME OUT OF JAIL?
Friend: Well, it’s your third offense, you were caught on camera, and you bragged about it on Facebook.
Client: AND?!?
Jack: I'm getting a tattoo!
Fans: wow what r u getting?
Jack: oh just something simple ;)
Jack: *gets tattoo that covers his entire arm*
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I was in the middle of a long, tiring shift when I get this mother and daughter at my register. By this point I had already faced a ton of asshole customers so although I wasn't at my happiest, I was still polite and pleasant. As I ring them up and tell them her total, the mom makes a joke about paying me only half and I'm like "oh haha" and she gets mad and says "wow this is clearly the wrong store to shop at, nobody knows how to take a joke!" Sorry I didn't burst out laughing at your "joke"...
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Today’s Aesthetic of the day is: The Crab Cycle