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Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

feel a sense of kinship and solidarity with every woman i see sitting alone in public reading a book

*takes off glasses* *cleans said glasses* *put glasses back on* *walks one meter* *doesn’t see* *takes off glasses again* *already dirty, which make no sense whatsoever*

Why are all the nice guys taken

I need no boy just my books…fictional characters will always be so much better

letting a traumatized character have their happy ending where they can recover from their trauma will always be a thousand times more powerful than killing them off for shock value

It’s incredibly rude and disrespectful that my book isn’t editing itself right now.

Well…. OKAY

some of you haven’t been so wrecked by a book that it’s all you can think about for days and days and your book hangover feels unending and it shows

My biggest life goal is to one day write somebody’s favorite book.

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond