formerly @jimmypagesandbrianmayshair

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

Proof that captain America would not be supportive of the current administration

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

sam wilson is incredibly well adjusted which is why its so easy to ignore that he's crazy. sam wilson goes on a morning run and eats a balanced breakfast and goes to therapy. he also only talked to steve like twice before agreeing to kidnapping a government agent with the help of stolen flight technology.

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Crowdsurfing aufm SPD Parteitag

Wahrlich ein medizinisches Wunder bei dem mangelnden Rückgrat in dieser Partei.

sigh 😒