formerly @jimmypagesandbrianmayshair

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

Loki tried to commit genocide onscreen but somehow that's not the crime people like to bring up

i genuinely don’t know how to explain to some of you that the USA isn’t the Source Of All Evil in the world in a way that you’d actually understand it

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

adulting is realizing y/n's mom had a point, everything is super expensive and selling your daughter to one direction is perfectly understandable

i genuinely really hope you’re happy with who you’re becoming– a little more so every day. i hope you really like yourself.

every passing day with Merz as our chancellor just makes more and more clear that that man hasn't worked in a "normal" job for at least thirty years