formerly @jimmypagesandbrianmayshair

friedrich merz befördern, zB ins himmelreich, da gehört er zwar eigentlich nicht hin, aber dann geht er mir hier nicht mehr auf die nerven und außerdem darf sich gott ruhig auch mal um den wurmfortsatz seiner schöpfung kümmern sag ich

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

SPAHN RÜCKTRITT!! ZEIT ZU FEIERN!!

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

„mimimimi aber die male loneliness epidemic“ JA DANN HÖRT DOCH VIELLEICHT MAL AUF FRAUEN UMZUBRINGEN

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

"I could move in with sam, but he doesn't like to share" share what, bucky, a bed ????

anorexia as class signaling in the US needs a dissertation atp because that's genuinely why celebrities are like that. it's not just being thin but underweight to the point where if you didn't have proper resources, you would be unable to function in daily life. that's where class comes into play. it's a way of saying you can afford to live on the edge. I fully believe this

to be clear i'm not saying that's the only factor at play here, just a more blatantly emerging one in modern times