spooky scary skeletons

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

bitch me too the fuck

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

gay culture is suddenly thinking about how trixie texts katya all the time and almost crying bc of it 

It’s a growlithe

if my growlithe ain’t that big i don’t want it

^ tbh

Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.

That is what I call a fairy tale ending.

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

open flannel=lesbian cape