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you can't kill yourself you have to wait until Trump dies of liver failure or even better from a trip down the stairs. you have to live so you can party with me that day

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nitewrighter

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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ecto-hazard

youre so fuckign right

ruerock

red dead redemption but i make it a barbie poster as the prophecy foretold.. graphic design is my passion

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sexhaver

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

fernthefanciful

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Ive become so accidentally important at work now i have my own designated cubicle and am privy to confidential info whoops

persianmom-deactivated20251026

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

pizzaprotozoa

His mango.

brilliantpines

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

brilliantpines

is anybody out there

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gayvampyr

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

pissvortex

Does anyone else think it’s weird that the richest man in the world who is controlling our government and media is throwing up sieg heils and has tried to use IVF to sex-select at least 13(?) male children to be his heirs at this point and also seems to think he can lead humanity’s colonization of the galaxy once he immortalizes his consciousness in an AI or is this just normal shit to be happening

egret-regrets

I hate living in the same city as these ppl

#a juggernaut??#the kid with multiple nannies who got his finger caught in a door??#sounds like every other toddler to me

deedieen

you’re laughing i am obsessed with a blond man and you’re laughing

catchymemes

egret-regrets

miiilowo

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

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fleshdyk3

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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big iron miku

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