Protozoa

i think me and my brother have a haunted copy of rdr2, number one the first time i played the game a mass of neon green squares started overlaying over everything and it ate dutch and i had to mess with settings until it stopped because it was unplayable, number two when i finished the final chapter 6 mission the deer in the cutscene right after the deer by the creek started spinning in every which way, and on my second playthrough even more weird stuff happened, the squares were back but this time black and it covered arthur and my entire screen and an npc started screaming and it only stopped when i rode away on a horse, sean was right side up when i saved him from the bounty hunters for some reason i have zero clue how it happened, and i kept having black flashes on my screen and other weird glitches, and my brother had it even worse in his playthrough so far he has had 6 photos of glitched stuff, the fishing mission with dutch and hosea didnt end for him until he did something to reload the checkpoint and a bunch of audio and graphics glitches happened there also and a bird fell out of the sky right in front of him after, and during the sadie mission in chapter 6 where you kill the odriscolls shit got silent hill level misty and sometimes it would just go completely black and white, and the spinning deer also happened on his save. mayhaps we are arg protagonists.

In my current rdr2 playthrough my arthur has darker eyelashes for some reason, he hasnt served like this in any other playthroughs, is arthur morgan's guyliner a result of any choices i made or am i just not observent

i'm eating a bag of "mysterious bullshit in a bag" from the "convenience store" and needless to say i think just swallowed a small wooden object OH AND THERES A SKITTLE!!!

hhey girl. *leans on rake and it thwacks me in the face like a 60s slapstick comedy movie clip*

tried to hang out with the cooool fucking skateboard guy instead of putting away my laundry and he shook his head disapprovingly and then did a cooool fucking kickflip and skated away into the sunset and said "see ya later procrastinator"

all my freinds at skewll call me "red dead redipshit" because i cant stop mentioning red dead. it's not even like a crazy amount of times but if someone says mango and i go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RED DEAD REFERENCE? RED DEAD? FFARMING MANGOES IN? TAHITI? suddenly i'm red dead redipshit huh........... ain't life just.... strange.....??.?

it's called chicken pot pie because that's what they put in it. eyyup. chicken and weed. and pie. eeyup.

they abandoned the hogs and they came back WRONG 🗣‼️