fish enthusiast

Why do you like sharks?

This post is blessed

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

My parents in their loving and supportive marriage where they value each other as equals and love and support their children unconditionally.

The rest of the post was garbage so I’m reblogging this wonderful and wholesome comeback and letting it end here.

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

we dem boys

fuck i just had the best idea