EgoImagines

Requested by: Anon

Dark's weapon of choice would be words for they allow him to lie, deceive and manipulate others.

Wilford's weapon of choice would be a simple gun. So much damage can be caused by such a small weapon.

Google's weapon of choice would be technology. It's almost everywhere and almost everyone has access to it. With access to infinite amounts of data, it's the perfect tool for blackmail.

Host's weapon of choice would be imagination. If whatever he narrates becomes true, he can either be your best friend or worst enemy. Just don't get on his bad side.

Anti's weapon of choice would be a knife. He's already obsessed with them and this small household object can cause a lot of damage if in the wrong hands.

Chase's weapon of choice would be a nerf gun. He's not one for fighting and often tries to avoid it. But if the situation ever happened, he'd use anything around him for defence.

Jackieboy's weapon of choice would be his fists. With a career as a superhero, and his main job, crime fighting, that's all he really needs to save the day.

Schneeplestein's weapon of choice would be a scalpel. He's often around then and has easy access to these sharp tools. One wrong move could easily end a life.

Marvin's weapon of choice would be magic. With many forms of magic, there really is no limits to what can be done.

Requested by: Anon

You wake up to the rhythmic sound of the EEG, bright lights surrounding you. Your vision hazy, yet you still could infer what was going on around you. You were in a hospital? No, that can't be right. There was nothing wrong with you. Nothing you knew of at least. But, where was everyone? Surely there would be more patients, or at least a doctor around here? Nothing seemed right.

You panic, frantically pulling wires and needles out of your arm, stumbling across the room. Making your way to the corner, you find your belongings. A small black bag, a notebook, pen and yes, a phone. Just what you needed. You pull up the contacts list, Dialling the first person on the list. A...A...Anti. The dial tone sounded, you huffed. "Oh come on glitch bitch, pick up the phone for once in your life."

You were almost ready to hang up when you heard a frustrating sigh on the other end of the phone "What do you want now?" Anti asked, sounding unamused by your call.

"Anti, please just listen. I need your help to get out of here, I don't care if I'm 'better' or not".

Static filled the silence, making it difficult to understand his response.

"D--nt  pan-c. Wh-r- are you? I'll come find y....."

The sound cut out and you felt a small metal prick in the side of your neck. Everything around you blurring and slowly fading to black.

You just hoped that Anti would find you in time. Wished you were back at the ego mansion, with the safety of others to protect you.

Words echoed around you as you fell into a sleepful state.

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: Stark

Wilford Warfstache: Arryn

Googleplier: Martell

The Host: Barathreon

Antisepticeye: Lannister

Chase Brody: Greyjoy

Jackieboy Man: Targaryen

Dr Schneeplestein: Tyrell

Marvin the Magnificent: Tyrell

Natemare: Targaryen

---------------------------------------------------

Requested by:Anon

Darkiplier: Dark chocolate

Wilford Warfstache: Bubblegum

Googleplier: Vanilla

The Host: Cinnamon

Antisepticeye: Mint chocolate

Chase Brody: Cookie dough

Jackieboy Man: Strawberry

Dr Schneeplestein: Coffee

Marvin the Magnificent: Pistachio

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: Misery loves my company

Wilford Warfstache: Pain

Googleplier: I am machine

Bingiplier: Riot

The Host: The high road

Antisepticeye: Animal I have become

Chase Brody: Right left wrong

Jackieboy Man: The mountain

Dr Schneeplestein: Never too late

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: I'm a ruin

Wilford Warfstache: Bubblegum bitch

Googleplier: Savages

Bingiplier: I'm not a robot

The Host: Starring role

Antisepticeye: Power & Control

Chase Brody: Blue

Jackieboy Man: Froot

Dr Schneeplestein: Fear & loathing

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: Dancing with a wolf

Wilford Warfstache: Don't you go

The Host: Nightmares

Antisepticeye: Old scars, Future hearts

Chase Brody: Weightless

Jackieboy Man: Something's gotta give

Dr Schneeplestein: Missing you

Marvin the Magnificent: Good times

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: Sorting bills and important files. He is the head of the mansion after all.

Wilford Warfstache: Vacuuming and dusting

The Host: Preparing meals. He took this role from Wilford after he somehow managed to set fire to the kitchen making cereal

Antisepticeye: Taking out the trash. (This always ends in chaos!) *holds out trashcan* “Alright everyone, get in”

Chase Brody: Doing laundry. However, it’s come to the point where he just can’t be bothered. Most of the ego’s clothes are bloodstained anyway. Why should he make the effort to clean up their mess?

Jackieboy Man: Feeding pets. Jackieboy loves all animals, especially dogs. He’s even befriended a few of the neighbourhood pets.

Dr Schneeplestein: Washing dishes. He doesn’t really have time to do much else.

Marvin the Magnificent: Watering plants. He loves seeing them grow and flower and takes extra special care of them all.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: Throne

Wilford Warfstache: Happy song

Googleplier: True Friends

Bingiplier: What you need

The Jims: Chasing rainbow

The Host: It never ends

Marvin the magnificent: Follow You

Antisepticeye: Diamonds aren’t forever

Chase Brody: Oh no

Jackieboy Man: Run

Dr. Schneeplestein: Shadow Moses

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: Dark would become extremely possessive. He’d be furious. How dare someone steal away his partner! In his eyes you belong to him, and him only. He’d find a way of murdering your new partner and blackmailing you to stay with him, finding another punishment for you later.

Wilford Warfstache: Wilford isn’t unfamiliar with cheating (as shown in Markiplier TV). But knowing him, he’d overreact and make a big deal of the situation. Pinning the blame on you and making you feel slightly guilty about your actions.

Googleplier: Before Google knew you, he was unaware that robots could feel such emotions. Finding out that you were cheating on him would make him vengeful. His secondary objectives would kick in (Destroy Mankind) and what a better place to start than with your new partner.

The Host: The Host would know from the moment you started cheating on him, though he wouldn’t try to stop it. He’d feel upset with you but would try to deal with the situation rationally.

Antisepticeye: Anti would be hellbent on seeking revenge. Wondering why he even trusted you in the first place. He’s easily angered by your actions and would march down to their place, knife in hand, breaking down the door and causing a scene. You’d be lucky if you made it out alive.

Chase Brody: He’d be devastated to find out. How could you do this to him. Was he not good enough for you? He’d find ways of blaming himself and become really down about the situation, just like when Stacy left him.

Dr Schneeplestein: Schneep would become pretty mad, taking most of his anger out on his patients and the other people around him. He’d confront Chase about the issue,  unsure of what to do next.

Marvin the Magnificent: He probably wouldn’t find out until he walks in on you with another man/woman. He’d be really upset and would want his ‘bunny’ back for himself.

Jackieboy Man: Jackieboy would be distraught. How could you do such a thing. Cheating is just plain wrong. He’d break up with you at the time, not realising how much he really needed you in his life until after you two had separated.

Headcannons:

Ego Mansion Headcannons

The egos at Christmas

—————————————————–

Short fics:

Anti in your house looking for you while you hide

Jack’s S/O is assulted which triggers Anti to take over

Googleplier during a blackout with an S/O who’s afraid of the dark

Marvin comforting a depressed S/O

—————————————————–

Song fics:

‘Battle Cry’ - Imagine Dragons (Anti x Reader)

——————————————————

Other:

How the egos would act on the first date?

How the egos would comfort their S/O when they have a nightmare?

How would the egos react to the death of a loved one?

How would the egos argue in a fight with you?

How would the egos react to someone hitting on their S/O in front of them?

How would the egos react to a dragon significant other?

What are the egos favourite genre of books?

How would the egos react to their partner being sad?

How would the egos go about asking their S/O to move in with them?

How would the egos react to Dream Daddy?

How would the egos react when you spend too much time with another man?

How would Dark react to his first kiss with his S/O (When his S/O makes the first move)

What are the egos favourite superheroes (Marvel)?

What are the egos favourite villains (Marvel)?

How would the egos react to becoming a monster?

How would the egos react to someone stalking their S/O?

What pet would the egos get?

How would the egos react after the first kiss with their S/O?

What are the egos favourite Star Wars characters?

How would the egos react to their partner being arrested?

What do the egos Septic Sams look like?

What TV shows would the egos watch?

How would Dark, Anti and Schneeplestein react to their S/O shrinking?

How would the egos react to being pranked in their sleep?

The egos as cat breeds

The egos with a writer S/O

The egos MBTI personalities

If the egos had a YouTube channel, what type of content would they post?

What would the egos Tiny Box Tims look like?

What would push the egos over the edge? (To resort to violence)

Which egos like pineapple on pizza?

What are the egos favourite tea flavours?

What are the egos favourite desserts?

The Zodiac signs as egos

Which egos is more of a night owl, morning bird or permanently exhausted pigeon?

Which Creepypasta characters would the egos like?

What are the egos favourite animals?

What are the egos favourite Disney movies?

What are the egos favourite types of dance?

Which Animal Crossing villagers do the egos like?

How would the egos react to their partner cheating on them?

What chores would the egos end up doing?

What are the egos favourite ice cream flavours?

Which Game Of Thrones houses would the egos be in?

————————————————–

Music:

What type of music do the egos listen to?

Which ego can sing best?

What instrument would the egos play?

Which Melanie Martinez songs would the egos listen to?

Which Gorillaz songs would the egos listen to?

Which Paramore songs would the egos listen to?

Which Panic! At The Disco songs would the egos listen to?

Which Imagine Dragon songs would the egos listen to?

Which anime openings would the egos listen to?

Which Twenty One Pilots songs would the egos listen to?

Which Marilyn Manson songs would the egos listen to?

Which System Of A Down songs would the egos listen to?

Which Five Seconds Of Summer songs would the egos listen to?

Which Queen songs would the egos listen to?

Which Taylor Swift songs would the egos listen to?

Which Bastille songs would the egos listen to?

Which Madame Macabre songs would the egos listen to?

Which Lana Del Ray songs would the egos listen to?

Which Linkin Park songs would the egos listen to?

What Five Finger Death Punch songs would the egos listen to?

Which Starset songs would the egos listen to?

Which Fall Out Boy songs would the egos listen to?

Which Bring Me The Horizon songs would the egos listen to?

Which All Time Low songs would the egos listen to?

Which Marina and the Diamonds songs would the egos listen to?

Which Three Days Grace songs would the egos listen to?

—————————————————–

Sentence/Lyric prompts:

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: Kyle

Wilford Warfstache: Pietro

Googleplier: Ribbot

Bingiplier: Tex

The Host: Coco

Dr. Iplier: Lucky

Antisepticeye: Rocco

Chase Brody: Apollo

Jackieboy Man: Kid Cat

Dr Schneeplestein: Raddle

Marvin the Magnificent: Beau

Robbie the Zombie: Stitches

Marvin's the first one to get up. Rushing downstairs, waking the other egos in the process.

Anti is hesitant, and the last one to arrive in the living room. Standing in the corner, rather than joining the others by the tree. Too tired to process what is happening around him.

Dr. Iplier and Schneeplestein head to the kitchen to make everyone tea/coffee/hot chocolate before Chase dives head first into the presents.

Anti actually being surprised when he receives a present. Opening it up to reveal a brand new knife set. This puts a smile on his face.

"Stop eating the decorations!" Dark says in frustration as Wilford pulls another candy cane off the tree.

Dark carving the turkey. Even though Google slaved all day in the kitchen cooking it.

The egos actually having a civilised conversation. Not arguing over the dinner table.

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: I don't care

Wilford Warfstache: Uma Thurman

The Jims: Young Volcanoes

The Host: The Phoenix

Antisepticeye: American beauty/American psycho

Chase Brody: Young and Menace

Jackieboy Man: Centuries

Dr Schneeplestein: Alone Together

Requested by: Anon

A wave of sadness fell over you. Firmly placing your arms around your legs, you curled into a ball. The stress of everything finally breaking you. The other egos weren't around to notice. They probably didn't even know. Every time you spoke with them you'd put on a fake smile; a mask to hide how you really felt. Over the years you'd become better at this. A result of experience I guess. The only person who knew about all of this was Marvin. You'd been dating for almost 3 years now, him always being there to help you get through your darker days. But he didn't know how worse things were getting. You didn't want to bring him into this again. You didn't want to burden him with your problems. Tears started to roll down your cheek. Letting out a small whimper, you got up from your seat and moved to turn on the TV, drowning out the noise of your cries. Marvin stood at the entrance of the door. You hadn't really noticed how long he'd been there as he'd been so silent. He takes a few steps forward, making his way closer to where you were standing. In a worried tone he asks "Hey bunny, what's wrong?".

You make your way back to your seat responding with "I really don't want to talk about it right now Marv. Can I just have a hug?".

Requested by: Anon

Darkiplier: Monster

Wilford Warfstache: Point of no return

Googleplier: Frequency

The Host: It has begun

The Jims: My Demons

Antisepticeye: Carnivore

Chase Brody: Telepathic

Jackieboy Man: Halo

Dr Schneeplestein: Ricochet