umm just what it says..

yes i am in the left lane, going 10 under, 1 drink over, and struggling to center my car in the lane. now are you going to keep tailgating like a sniveling little pansy or will you pass me on the right like a man?

my bf picked up a the habit of shouting "GET SCARED" from another friend of ours as either a punchline or interjection. it's really funny most of the time, until that time i was so baked i couldn't speak and he told me to GET SCARED and i started screaming

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

Excuse me ...I feel he may talk about me but I don't know him... could anyone tell me who he is...?

tbh the only thing i know about science hill is minmo. growing strong and healthy…… MINMO! cat foods MINMO

she W on my D til i'm 40

You deleted my gif from that audio post but you want me to retweet your missing sister interesting