It's A Trap!

I would like to send a shout-out to every asshole who patronizingly told me 3.5 years ago that I was “overacting” and “hysterical” and “pessimistic” and “dramatic” and that I just needed to calm down because “we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive him too” when I said this fucker was going to kill us.

Love when respectability politics will determine your life and death

This is aimlessly wandering around Walmart erasure.

Real small towns don’t have a Walmart to wander around in

yeah but the nearby town that is slightly bigger does

When you finally get a Walmart half of the population works there and the local small stores collapse

i have a lesbian friend called Maggie who claims to be stupid but has given me some of the most powerful advice ive ever received, information that only a lesbian could deliver

My girlfriend is a “dumb” (actually very wise) lesbian named Maggie and I thought “oh wow what a funny coincidence.” But the more I read the more I realized no, the Maggie in question here is /actually/ my girlfriend (there are only so many lesbian Maggies that used to work as club bunny girls after all). Anyway yes hats off to Maggie. One time when I was mad at myself for something stupid I did she said “well if you’re upset it means that you really care about it, and isn’t it lovely that you have the capacity to care so deeply?” She is wise beyond her years.

Old Town Road is officially the longest running #1 song on the Billboard charts. We just HAVE to stan!!!!

please reblog this

Bottom secret

we were finna