whut @eggnored-eggsistential - Tumblr Blog

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

thebootydiaries

Trump: hillary clinton created ISIS with obama

Trump supporters:

sridevi

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

hypersexualsportswear

clientsfromhell

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

cinnabear89

RETAIL

fr0stedlips

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

pr1nceshawn

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

thahalfrican

theproblematicblogger

byrneing

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows

crotching

Today is 2 March for me to handle

fearnotthepen

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece.

lediableaquatre-deactivated2015

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

crybabydyke-deactivated20180227

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

moveslikekeithrichards

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

allisonpregler

I've never seen Cutthroat Kitchen, but I want to give it a shot. Sell it to me in five screenshots or less.

ch3rry-bombs-deactivated2013021

my-dutifullydelicatebouquet

my friend got me this meme activity book and i’ve been spending all day coloring

simplyslutty

reblogging this to drop hints to my friends

MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK

sznschngppldnt

If my friends don’t get me this I’m disowning them.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

actualdogvines

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

whut