straight boys that make homoerotic jokes piss me off it’s like do you want a blowjob or no

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

especially amongst students it seems to be a competition on who had the least amount of sleep or ate the least or didnt do their work. stop it!!! go to bed and eat breakfast!!!! seriously it isnt cute please be nice to yourself

Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny

people are writing avengers AUs, david tennant is all over tumblr, and everyone is talking about dan howell…finally it is once again 2012. i can be at peace.

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

were really running out of posts to make huh

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

Are you going?

lgb-bq :’)

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ

god damn it

it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience

no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him

Holy fuck

i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Well this took an unpleasant turn since the last time I saw it

This is some of the most disappointing stuff ove come across today

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

this is just a reminder to quit the jokes about wanting to die and anything else along those lines. it is actually seriously harming you, you just can’t feel it because you’ve numbed yourself to it. it isn’t a healthy coping mechanism and it is only hurting you, whether you realize this or not. words have impact. do not forget this.

do people actually preheat their ovens

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

*checks my email at the club*

dicks out for cocktober 🍆💦🎃👻

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder