trash man, meme enthusiast

Going no contact with yourself

oh my god

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

if you really loved me you would give me a job that pays a 6 figure salary for part time hours that is simple and easy for neurotic women

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

I see we’re all doing well,

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

Yeah man. It's eating me alive but at least I'm alive

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

there's been a robbery at the lourve???? please tell me they nicked the mona lisa it would be so fucking funny

i'm talking proper heist movie backflipping over lasers and cutting holes in the ceiling to slowly descend on a wire i want this shit to be FUNNY

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live