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Tim: that’s horrible.

Jason: yeah Ra’s does suck.

Damian: yes. when i finally got the information he wanted from me, he shot the camel anyway and made me butcher the corpse.

Tim: i’m so sorry you had to go through that,

Tim: you know one time when i was being forced to work alone with Ra’s while getting Bruce out of the time stream, he-

Damian: don’t you trauma dump on me.

Tim:

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: *silently bites lip*

Tim: oh fuck you, Jason-

Jason: I DIDN’T EVEN- WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME, HE SAID IT-

Tim: YOU LAUGHED,

Peter? Peter was the eldest kid in a legitimate, serious relationship. He was the practice child, the first pancake of the official batch. He was the one Tony would sacrifice to get the next ones to come out right.

Morgan was in the best possible position in the order of children. Tony would come out into the garden to play with her, correct bad behavior with gentleness rather than a life-threatening overreaction, and make sure she knew he loved her at every available moment.

She didn't get that amazing dad for long, though.

Stephanie: We have bad news Tim. You should sit down.

Tim: Oh shit did someone actually die?? Who was it this time?

Dick: Remember that civilian that we catch trailing after us every so often? The one who was involved in the Penguin incident awhile ago?

Tim: Oh. Clarissa O’Neal? What about her?

Damian: She was taken hostage by one of Black Masks henchmen. We didn’t make it in time to save her.

Tim: ? And that’s why you guys are so upset? C’mon guys lighten up, it’s movie night

Jason, getting visibly pissed: What the Fuck dude. A civilian we were close to fucking died because we didn’t make it in time

Dick: I know you didn’t like her much but show a bit of empathy Timmy. You usually take these situations seriously

Tim: I’ve been trying to kill her off for ages. Why would I be upset??

Steph: Tim you have 10 seconds to fix your attitude before i fix it for you

Jason: Since when do you take people’s lives so lightly? Dude you need to leave before I do something i regret.

Tim: I didn’t know you guys were so attached to her. I could revive her if you want, but honestly it’s more effort than it’s worth. And she was getting unwanted attention from the rogues so she had to go.

Damian: Revive?? Timothy what are you on about? And why are you saying that like you personally set up her demise?

Tim: Because I did? The planning for it took forever but I have to admit everything went a lot better than I was expecting.

Dick: TIM WHAT—

Jason: WHAT THE HELL—

Damian: MURDER? You?!

Steph, screaming over everyone else: WAIT SHUT UP

Steph: TIM NO YOU DID NOT

Steph: TIM DON’T TELL ME YOU DID IT AGAIN

Dick: Again?!? What are you talking about?!

Steph, laughing: Guys calm down. HE was Clarissa

Tim: You guys didn’t know??

Jason: HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE HISPANIC LOOKING WOMEN IN HER MID TWENTIES AND A CRIME ALLEY ACCENT WAS YOU

Dick: Tim i am THIS CLOSE to burning down your disguise room.

Damian: Timothy explain yourself

Tim: I had an undercover op that I needed a female field agent for a couple years ago to infiltrate penguins operations. Over time She became a bit too important and Black mask was threatening her. So I decided to kill her off. I got the info I needed already and it was becoming a bit of a drag keeping up appearances

Steph: You need to stop getting us emotionally invested in your aliases and then killing them off. This is the fourth time you did this to me. I’ll never forgive you for Alvin Draper, I still grieve him even though i know you’re alive!

Tim: YOU guys need to start recognizing me in disguise. Worlds greatest detectives MY ASS

Jason: DUDE YOU GAVE YOURSELF DOUBLE D’s WHY WOULD WE ASSUME THAT WAS YOU

Damian: My training in this area has been neglected. Timothy show me your disguise lair

Tim: Sure, after movie night. Let’s go

Dick: This is gonna bite us in the ass. Damian is already so good at impressions. We will never know if someone we are talking to is him or not

Tim: LMAO When i’m done with him? Yea everyone’s fucked

Steph: It’s gonna give Roger from American dad

Bruce from the corner: *Breathes a sigh of relief*

Tim: Dick, no one else is even in the running. please be so fr right now

Damian: What are you arguing about?

Dick: Damian! Damian can do it! He’d be great at it.

Tim: No, Damian’s gonna follow his paternal grandfathers lead and be a doctor. Everyone only has to take on ONE element of Bruce. Try again

Jason: They are arguing about which one of us should be the newest representative for the Justice League for when Bruce finally conks it.

Damian: That would be an honor no? Richard you would be a competent ruler.

Cas: Leader

Damian: Whatever. I assume Timothy will be taking on WE in the event of father’s passing, so wouldn’t Jason also be in the running?

Tim: No i called dibs on Jason

Jason: What? What are you talking about. You can’t call dibs on me. What if I want to run the Justice League?

Tim: You don’t. You are going to run the Wayne foundation. Take from the rich give to the poor. Modern day Robin Hood—Very on brand for you. Don’t worry I have the contracts and everything ready.

Jason: …

Jason: Ok deal. Sorry Dickie, looks like your going to rule the interplanetary alliance :P

Dick: I don’t wanna!

Tim: What, do you wanna switch?

Dick: Well, no—

Tim: Also you’re the only one that makes sense.

Dick: I’ll do anything else, please that’s too much responsibility.

Tim: Okay. Be Batman.

Dick: …

Dick: Yea never mind. Running the Justice League won’t be that hard.

Damian: Wait so who will be Batman?

Cass: Dibs

Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick: Fair

Part 1 here

I’m just imagining one of the other batfam making this into a giant billboard sign somewhere in Gotham to bully Tim 😂😂😂

“Black widow” is Natasha’s hero name

Meanwhile the red room assassins are just “widows”

Just something for marvel fic writers to remember! :)

are you a just a fast artist or are you powered by neurodivergence /j

any tips on speeding up the process?

a little bit of both!! I’ve recently been trying to get better at art and allow myself to make and post things that I may not be 100% happy with, simply for the purpose of getting better and learning. Art has also been one of biggest hyperfixations since I was a little kid, so that certainly helps 😅

(part of it was also because, until yesterday, I was unemployed lol)

As for tips, here’s what I recommend:

focus on art as a discipline instead of feeling like you have to make every single piece you make perfect. Try to sketch something every day.

When you draw things you’re passionate about (your favorite characters, your own original characters, or even things animals or robots) it makes drawing every day that much easier to do, and it makes it fun!