Noot

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

My doordash turned out to be a Rotting Fodder 🧟 & instead of delivering my food he started hitting me over the head with a big ass spade man i dont have time for this right now 😭 cant have shit on triton avenue

phineas and ferb heritage post

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man