Ambry

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

My seal would eat yours for breakfast and giggle while it does it

Nah he'd get stuck trying to bite through his blubber and die of starvation like a fool

Nuh uh

This reads like something said by Lemony Snicket

dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind

ive had a tab thats just pictures of tomatoes open and i didnt even realize that ive been occasionally opening my tomato tab and scrolling through pictures of tomatoes

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

If you don’t like me the delete your blog. I’m better than you and this site is mine.

No Doubt spinning in their graves hearing people overuse “I’m just a girl”… and they’re not even dead yet!