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This might be THE funniest AO3 notification Iβve ever gotten ππ

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fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBIβd
I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and thatβs mean and shitty
I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasnβt allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.
Love, love, love reading more proof that everyone should encourage the children in their lives to write to elected officials--it teaches them about citizenship and can also be very funny.
When I taught second grade, one of the options for students who had finished their work was to write a letter to the president. I would send all of the letters in a big envelope at the end of every month.
Watching my students get more and more frustrated with him (and concerned about his wellbeing) was not the result I'd hoped for when I came up with the idea, but it was kind of hilarious.
See, Obama had a standard packet with information and activities about his dog he'd send in response to letters from very young citizens...and of course his office sent one back to our class every single time we sent mail.
So eventually all of the letters looked something like this:
Dear President Obama, I am writing about the environment. I am sad that the Great Barrier Reef is hurt. Also the Amazon Rainforest. Can you help? PLEASE DON'T WRITE BACK TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG AGAIN. WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT BO. WE COMPLETED THE MAZE AND COLORED HIM IN. It is good that you love your pet a lot. But try to remember the environment. It is also important.
βDo trans men belong in womenβs spaces?β I hate the phrasing of that question entirely. Itβs secretly multiple questions disguised as one while using a vague term that serves no purpose other than to lead someone to a specific conclusion.
So letβs rephrase it.
βDo trans men belong in womenβs spaces clinics that offer services meant for those with vaginas, uteruses, etc?β If they have the relevant anatomy that needs care, then obviously yes. Iβm sorry, do you want trans men to get cancer and die because it went undetected too long? Because thatβs how you get trans men to get cancer and die because it went undetected too long. Also, why is that space considered a womenβs space to begin with and why should we let it stay that way?
βDo trans men belong in womenβs spaces feminist advocacy groups fighting for abortion rights?β Yes because leaving trans men out means the people writing the law can simply forget trans men exist and write it in such a way where some asshole familiar with the law can use the exact wording to justify denying necessary care to a trans man because he is a trans man. If the law says βno woman should be denied access to abortion careβ¦β and the trans man is legally a man, he will find himself in the same situation as the trans man who gets that phone call from his insurance saying βhey, sorry, but since youβre a man, weβre not covering that pap smear and you will be charged the full amount.β Not just in terms of paying either. βIf you were a real man, you wouldnβt need an abortion. Come back after you fix your documents so they indicate youβre a female, but like, maybe motherhood would fix you so. Idk not my problem anymore. Goodbye!β
βDo trans men belong in womenβs spaces lesbian book clubs or whatever?β Theyβre probably already there anyway and theyβre not causing any problems just by being men in what is traditionally a womenβs only thing. Plus, chances are theyβve been there since before coming out as trans so youβd just be kicking him out for coming out. I donβt have to explain to anyone why thatβs kind of messed up, right?
βDo trans men belong in womenβs spaces Should we kick people out of our arbitrarily female-only group if they come out as trans?β I guess I have to explain after all. Itβs not gender validating for us to be suddenly ejected from every space weβve found friends in before. Youβre punishing someone for being trans. Thatβs all they did, was be trans.
>guys should us transmxsc with our ushy gushy mushy pussies be allowed in afably womxn spaces? Would that be vxlid?
Hey chat should I just not get checked for cervical cancer because only cis manhood is real manhood and Iβm only a real man if Iβm completely and fully identical to them in every way and they donβt go to the gynecologistβs office
just so weβre clear if youβve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly donβt know how itβs possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person iβve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know youβre thinking to yourself βtah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?β I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like βoh my GOD.β just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. iβve never experienced anything like it. theyβre just so bad

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am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
i wonder if this whole Calling Typical Misogyny "Porn Addiction" thing wasn't just a successful psyop to shift feminist critique into a right wing framework i.e. trying to make it about "modern degeneracy" and thus paralyzing discourse on the root issue
everything these people claim is "porn addiction" is literally just misogyny. porn could be dismantled globally and men will still view and treat women as sexual property because surprise! turns out men have expected sexual subservience from women loooong before porn ever existed
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
when we "lose" a cis butch woman because he becomes a trans man or masc you should actually say such things as yay, yippee, or hooray.
I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane ππ€£" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

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i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease
βICE is now targeting trans people!β
they been doing that. They just werenβt targeting WHITE trans people until now
Little reminder to lift up the POC trans people in your life. They been going through it lately! As always but hey!
A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever
Did they let the fucking guy out

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More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
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