OH NO

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

The reason people are told "mundane before magic" is so they remember to do things like check whether they've got mold or carbon monoxide in their house before they decide the problem is a malevolent spirit, find out whether their health problems have a treatable medical cause before deciding they're cursed, and make sure they have a mechanic check their car once they hear funny noises instead of just casting a safety spell on it and calling it good. People get hurt if they neglect the mundane.

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

*cums* ok finally got that out of the way *wields a cruel blade violently*