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I cannot believe that it's been nearly a year since I posted a story. Like when I finished a Chelsea story I went back and double checked, and yeah literally a year.Oh, uh, hi. Yeah, I'm writing again. I'm even writing Chelsea again.
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It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies
also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small
yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with
Are their castles small and unusually agile, or are their chariots massively overengineered?
Still at it
Three weeks in and Iām still doing PT and still writing every day. Still not writing Chelsea, but I did find myself thinking of her yesterday. Hopefully, soon, Iāll get the urge to finish her stuff. For now, I just keep writing. As for my physical health, Iām still in pain, but itās reducing. Itās also very warm here, which is helping. Weāll see how it goes as the summer comes on. Iām alsoā¦
we fucked up
So far so good
Iām keeping up with both my writing and my physical therapy. The first week was so bad, PT-wise. I tried my ānormalā and kicked my own ass. As this is supposed to be gentle, I scaled back for week two. Still got in most of my reps, but let myself fall short. Itās been over a year, I have to be nice to myself. Iām writing every single day. Sometimes, itās only one or two sentences, but itās everyā¦
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I'm back, just not really
The 9 to 5 reopened for the tourist season, and Iām back at work. Iām also doing the work. Since my back gave out, writing has been difficult. Constant pain makes it hard to think. Pain meds donāt really help in that regard. Iāve tried finding different places and times to write, but I can never tell how long I have when the urge hits. And the colder it gets, the more pain Iām in. However,ā¦
Am I back?
Well, kind of. Which sucks because there are like four or five, maybe six more Chelsea stories. But Iām not writing. And I havenāt been. At first, I blamed the new puppy. Bruno was only 10 weeks old when he came to live with us in August, and he was a ton of work. Heās so stinking cute But as the weeks have gone by and now Iām on my break from the museum, Iām still not writing. And I knowā¦
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I'm amused at the ones which finally took him out
since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.
benefits of mg:
easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")
ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually
ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)
fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter
distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)
wizard.
drawbacks:
there aren't any
yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.
I had to find this from somewhere and reblog it again because I work at a high school summer camp and told the kids to call me Mg. Day during our first day programming today.
They went NUTS for it! Not only did they love it, but there was an immediate click in understanding about they/them pronouns *from the entire cohort* that I havenāt experienced in 3 years of programming.
And linking it back to the root words Mister and Missus as OP so wonderfully provided helped establish that using they/them or neopronouns isnāt just playing around or āMiss but differentā the way it can be with Mx. I used to try to go by Teacher Day because I was still getting she/herād all the time but that also came with the problems of the students only being able to see me in the role of Teacher and being intimidated by the educational institution and their grades (I donāt even work for the school Iām external staff I donāt even have WiFi access). And Iād still get she/herād all the time.
As soon as I introduced Magister they saw that a nonbinary person could be an Adult with a *societal* role outside the binary. It was immediately visible in their ecstatic faces. And I didnāt get misgendered today.
The only downside is Iām gonna have to practice my card tricks because I did promise I could do magic!
Iām sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.
Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.
also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old
everybody has a half dozen names and none of them are their ārealā name.
which name(s) you know gives you different powers over them.
there are Rules but you mostly have to figure them out for yourself.
getting the Rules wrong or breaking them can cost you more than you ever even knew you had.
Maximum Horny at all times
be careful what you wish for or you just might get it
Gift Of Prophecy
Illegal Use Of Bones
Holidays are unusual but important and have very specific rites attached
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It's getting hot in here
Yesterday was tour groups, and today itās people beating the heat. But what it means is that I seem to have no writing time at all, anywhere. This too shall pass. The heat is supposed to break this weekend, although it is fire season so who knowsā¦ Once we get this mailing done at work, Iāll have a little more time on my hands too. Non-profit means itās just me and the boss stuffingā¦
Vacation accomplished
I spent the Fourth as I traditionally do, painting and fixing up my house. I found a fabulous chest of drawers from the 70s that fits my living room perfectly. That in turn gave me motivation to work my end tables. Iām not done with those, but I made significant progress. Mostly though, I sat around with my husband eating good food and drinking a little too much. Yes, I skipped publishing lastā¦
Habit forming
I did remember to write my blog yesterday, what I lacked was anything to talk about. Iām writing in my head and not putting down words. And while that has always been part of my process, I didnāt feel like writing about that again. I wanted to actually talk about writing. Anyway, yes, Iām trying to form better habits. Iām trying to write habitually again. Step one to that is finding the rightā¦
giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them
a certain je ne sequoia, if you will
no queerbaiting in tv except whatever the hell is going on with greg davies and little alex horne
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I'm working closely with scientists and doctors to develop a new kind of back pain
No, but this was my life for 6 months I had multiple conflicting symptoms for like 10 different diseases and conditions I was checked for Tuberculosis Gold Which is when I learned there were different types of tuberculosis I had to have a transvaginal ultrasound during covid I was doing Physical Therapy in the pool while my rheumatologist tried to figure why my rheumatoids were so high but I had no signs of rheumatoid arthritis I had MRIs, xrays, blood tests, more xrays, more blood test, one mental breakdown from long term pain meds, and eventually, they realized I had had 3 c-sections in 4 years with zero physical therapy, and just need to do a series of specialized exercises for the rest of my life to fix everything
Wit going off against the Word of Faith movement wasnāt on my bingo card but here we are
