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We're supposed to eat 3² meals a day?! That's way too much!

how fucking stupid is it that starbucks invented spanish just so they could have different words to describe their coffee sizes???

We seriously need to re-normalize intermissions during long movies.

I don't trust 2% milk drinkers. Either drink the fat or don't, you coward.

The problem with adaptive normativity is that the societal leaders can often change things on a whim, but the society they preside over takes decades to adjust.

If there is a poo emoji, why is there no pee emoji?

If I die, I want my headstone to read "he was a good dog" to confuse future archeologists and historians.

Critical thinking is not mathematical thinking. It can be, but not necessarily.

There are children starving in Chernobyl, Andrew.

I wish to YEET myself from this mortal coil