Jude Duarte’s guide to dealing with the fae is literally just “They can’t trick me if they’re too busy dying to the stab wound I gave them”
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shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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styofa doing anything

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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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hello vonnie
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Jude Duarte’s guide to dealing with the fae is literally just “They can’t trick me if they’re too busy dying to the stab wound I gave them”

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And all of this at once.
OH EM GEE‼️‼️‼️
BABE WAKE UP WE’RE GETTING THE FOURTH EMILY WILDE’S BOOK
there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.
anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like
I can't believe
you would even suggest such
a stupid opinion. You've
been to a Danny Elfman
concert! How can you
have heard Oingo Boingo
live and say with a straight face
that they alone do not justify
rock and roll xylophones
and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.
i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

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Wasteland Baby album cover
Just loving Lucien Vanserra isn't enough, I need to go to Prythian and get this man pregnant myself.
Once I figure out how to undoom him from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON
-Emily Wilde in book 2 probably
Holly black confirms that her next string of books will be announced in spring??
via her newsletter

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i call this phenomenon "god hates me"
ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.
holy quaternity
quintinity
If you support ICE, Trump or Israel unfollow now. I won't miss you 😚💕
What's wild is for some people it doesn't matter what happened to you, religious trauma will always be your fault

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Living alone by choice is funny because you're like "I wish I had someone to come back to who added light and warmth and companionship to my home, even distantly" but also if anyone else touches your kitchen you'll explode so you can't have that
Wendell behavior