EW - episode script, possible fan movie
INT. ATTIC, DURING A POWER OUTAGE.
And thenā¦ It turns out that he was wearing a purple suit with YELLOW SHOES!!
Wow. Isssā¦ Is that it?? Iām pretty sure scary stories are SUPPOSED to be scary.
What- HEY. Itās called psychological horror! Youāre justā¦ uneducated!! Yeah! Uneducated.
Weeelll, anyways. Do I get a turn to share my story??
Sure, anything thatāll erase Mattās horrible story from my mind. What kind of moron makes a horror story out of some idiot's bad outfit choices??
SHUT IT!! Let me tell my storyā¦
The screen fades dark, then fades back into their neighborhood.
The day was- uhhā¦ How do I describe it?? Sunshine-y! With lots of clouds! Yeah! I was walking outside holding my coke..
Todayās a really good day. Iām glad we had some more bacon left over.
Whatāre you doinā now, loser? Getting more coke to complete your journey to diabetes?
Well, if you must know, Iām taking a walk. Obviously. Maybe if you werenāt so worried about being number one, youād actually see what I'm doing!
Oh, trust me, I know exactly what youāre doinā. Wanderinā around like a lost puppy! Thatās what youāre doing!
Itās not. I thought you wouldāve known better, considering youāre basically stalking me 24/7!!
Stalking?? HAH! Like Iād wanna stalk you. My crew and I have BETTER things to do!!
Well- why arenāt you doing them??
Well- Because..Uhh..Because youāre interrupting us!!
Anyways, weāre leaving. Cmon Markā¦ And Jon. God I hate youā¦
Itās okay Jon, I donāt hate you.
You two are so annoying..
Ugh- well now that those problems are solved, I think I should still go for that walk!
Edd continued to walk down the walkway from his house and onto the side of the street, the street is very busy with cars zooming by.
Jeez- where are people in such a rush to get to on a Sunday? Isnāt it like..Easter Sunday or somethinā?
Mmmnahhh. But, even if it was, then who (drawled out) reeeaally cares..
Whoah- whereād you even come from?? If youāre here, is Matt here??
Where are you two even coming from?
You two canāt just come into my story! You know that right?!
Yeah, but your story was getting boring anyway.
Yeah! Thatās why Iām in the story! More pizzazz! You know?
WHATEVER!! Just let me continue.
It fades back to the street that theyāre on.
Nowhere that YOU need to know aboutā¦
We came from the house! Obviously!
Wellā¦Whatever- GET OUT FROM THE STORY AND LET ME CONTINUE MY STORY!!
Tom and Matt suddenly disappeared
Man, this is a nice walk..
This isnāt finished but like @thobg
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