ur fave local angel

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

come here lemme bite u

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

im just someones weird daughter

"fun fact!" i cheer, before saying something that is not fun nor a fact

"Fun fact!" I cheer, before saying something so incredibly unhinged and specific that it is fun just for me and barely a fact

starting a conspiracy theory that all scientific beliefs were correct at the time they were developed. the earth was the center of the solar system until later it changed and thats why gallileo noticed. you used to be able to cure tuberculosis with mercury and cocaine. subatomic particles didnt act like that until we tried to look at them

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

“I have so much to do” *collapses on bed*

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

Had the purest heart and look where it got me

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

I'm weird as shit but at least I'm not mean