I have too many ideas, help

«Goodbye, I love you» 🧣

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

Preorders for STARFIRE: A Fashion Zine Volume 2 are open from July 15 to August 15! Snag a copy of the most fashionable fanzine.

STAR - $7/$22 USD 💫

For those who like to keep it chic! Over 150 pages of beautiful art and writing available digitally and physically.

physical copy comes with PDF 

option available to purchase PDF only

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Bring home all the fabulous finds with our full bundle! All merch and stretch goals included.

physical copy & PDF

2 sticker sheets 

5 prints 

2 keychains 

1 enamel pin

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Three super secret stretch goals are waiting to be unlocked!

There are also limited items from Volume 1 available for those who missed out last time!

It’s time to reveal our beautiful cover, with art by the talented @sillywillyco!

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

Next up, we have page artist Ashoss ( @ashoss on Tumblr & 4shos5 on Instagram) and writer EclipsedTale ( @eclipsedtale on Tumblr & Ao3)!

And PSA incase you already weren't in the know: