cats=life

wow, what a day. i did absolutely nothing and i feel worse than yesterday

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

Hibernation would fix me

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.

sometimes you have to be done, not mad not upset just done

all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.

I deleted your city from my weather app, you’re dead to me pal

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

this website is the funniest social media everyone here is actively hostile to it being profitable in any way. and I agree

people here will remake because they have too many followers