Sociopathic Tendencies

Don’t kill someone you've been sleeping with. A. It's just really bad form. B. You will be the only real suspect: Anytime a married woman is murdered, they immediately jail the husband. And then go get donuts. The best revenge as a spurned lover is not murder, but fucking someone else and throwing it in that person’s face. Like you see them at a party and are like “Hello.” And they are all like “Hello.” And you’re like, “This is Jeff.” And they are like, “Hello, Jeff.” And you are like, “When we make love we make jokes about you.” And they are like “Really?” And you and Jeff are like “Oh, yes. Really.” That is way better than any murder. Anyway, it’s way more fun to kill your parents, who probably screwed you up way worse than any relationship person. Fight the real enemy.

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Me: Lol no.

Just because you say somebody needs a social life doesn't mean they want one. Some people like the quiet life so keep this in mind next time you bother somebody stating "Oh you're such a loner, you need a social life you saddo blah blah blah" 

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