E-Card Lolz

#instapests

Ok, I'll admit it. I live for birthday cake.

February 15th, where it's truly at.

Who needs weights when you have killer eyebrows?

Just remember this for the next time you have to write a résumé...

This may or may not have been intended for my feelings about going back to school..

Mmm you definitely have no "first-world problems"

No thank you, I am very content with staying at home and admiring pictures of celebrities who I will never get the chance to date.

Just feeling a bit of FOTC inspiration tonight...also it looks like that man is applauding the other guy's butt so this was totally appropriate.

What a complete waste of time...tsk, tsk, tsk....

My only objective these holidays is to get through the entire box set of Seinfeld.

This will be my year ahead...

Some may call this exaggeration, I simply call it the truth.