the lotus of konoha blooms twice ♡

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy

my antire kitchen smells like burning plastic

can you fucking man up and play toys outside with me

ppl are always like oh if i went back in time i would teach them all about electricity. well, i don’t know about electricity. i don’t know how to build a michaelwave. i would be the stupidest motherfucker in the 16th century. i wouldn’t know who the king is. i don’t know how to use a tinderbox. i can’t ride a horse. the only good thing about me is my immunity to super mega smallpox

Yiu to are not smallpox immune a.

can you guys just give me a break. i just found out i’m not immune to smallpox

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if we all just got in the water and pushed

animal sniffing something: hm….. object. woagh

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board