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i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

I work at a cemetery and you can make payments on your preneed grave and interment and this one guy had just paid his off and to communicate this to him I said, “yep, you’re paid in full so you’re good to go!😁” and he just went “ you shouldn’t say that” and then I Realized