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AND ALSO ORDERING EVERYTHING FROM A FUCKING QR CODE THAT DOESN’T EVEN WORK HALF THE TIME? JUST COME AND ASK ME, WHY DO I NEED TO WRITE YOU AN EMAIL? IF I WANTED TO DO THAT, I’D WORK IN A SOUL-SUCKING CORPORATION.

Both apply, just depends on the day.

Oh, the consequences of opening my mouth.

Can we be so fucking for real, though? Stevie had every right to beat the shit out of Jonathan for that. Granted, it was a tad excessive in the end, especially with all the Nancy stuff when they broke up, but good on him for fully defending her and making sure those pictures couldn’t be spread.

Harringrove give off the vibe that they exclusively kiss with tongue

They don’t give pecks on the cheek when they part, they lick fat strips across their faces.

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Lowkey the zestiest post ever.

I was so ready for him to say “Because I’m never wrong.”

Need me some luck

And kinky.

Match made in heaven.

Why is that lowkey such a perfect plot prompt, though?

If this actually happened to any of us, the bodies would genuinely start dropping in rapid succession.

Flash forward to Harry and Draco at Hogwarts fulfilling the Drarry prophecy:

Jamie says this knowing full well that (in my opinion) Reg is an ass and tits man.