Let me introduce you to GREG BITCH!

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

girl who doesn't know anything: hi I'm Guessica

Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes

i get so Hi off that Hello

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

release the pig hounds

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

let's all green out together and pass away

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons