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HC that Andrew memorized the "you know i get it" roast and uses it to annoy Kevin and Neil as much as possible or to make them shut the fuck up when necessary.
Kevin: stop fucking throwing the balls at your teammates you could injure them
Neil: yeah
Andrew: you know what i get it-
Kevin and Neil: *screaming in unison*
sometimes i lie awake at night thinking about how neil’s clothes were canonically fucking hideous and how they all had to buy him more presentable clothing 😭😭 such a good job at blending in neil <3
Yes but also hear me out.
I feel like if aftg was set in the present (or like after 2020) neil would be a fashion icon.
Baggy jeans and shirts? Grunge king.
I'd pay to be a fly on the wall in the same room as Neil the first time he gets drunk.
That guy has almost no filter when he's sober and possibly about to get killed for talking shit. Him drunk? In a safe environment? Surrounded by people who he considers family? Feral. Unhinged. Give him a karaoke machine NOW.
“Neil the mic is for singing-“
“And another thing!”
thinking about Andrew getting cute aggression and just kinda squishing Neil or kissing him or something when he's actually fighting against the urge to squeeze his head so hard it pops, he deals with cute aggression so badly, like his hands itch to fold his boyfriend in half and rub his palms over every freckle and every mole and every scar, bite him and chew on his cheek or pull his hair but he just settles for kissing him instead with a straight face as if he isn't fighting for his life against all these foreign emotions bubbling inside him
YES.
But also i feel like this would be such a great prompt for the josten-minyard rivalry HCs.
Someone sees Andrew crushing a beer can with all his might while glaring at Neil and says to him "damn man, chill, you hate him that much huh?".
Andrew is like "fuck yes i do".
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Neil: would you still hate me if i was a worm
Andrew: Go. The fuck. To sleep.
Neil josten is the worst fucking narrator ever when it comes to his feelings cause the whole time his internal monologue is like, “Andrew is being cranky” “mafia mafia mafia im going to die” “exy exy exy exy” “I’m scared”, “Andrew is a nice listener. He kisses well.Andrew gave me a cigarette .” “my head hurts” and then all of sudden his dialogue to Andrew is like. “I only want you.” “You are everything to me.” “You make me feel safe” “we are going to be together forever.” Like??????
kevin: sorry it took me so long to get here, i broke down on the way
aaron: you have a car?
kevin: car?
Andrew: (threatening Nicky with a knife for being too flirty with Neil)
Nicky: let me tell you something Let me tell you something LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-
reason 83792 why andrew and neil are perfect for each other: no one else would laugh at their fucked up jokes caused by their traumas
neil, looking at ground beef: so crazy to think this could've been me
andrew: (loses it)
everyone else in the supermarket:
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I'd pay to be a fly on the wall in the same room as Neil the first time he gets drunk.
That guy has almost no filter when he's sober and possibly about to get killed for talking shit. Him drunk? In a safe environment? Surrounded by people who he considers family? Feral. Unhinged. Give him a karaoke machine NOW.
Matt: Neil be careful you're gonna trip running around like that
Neil: It's okay Andrew can hold me up I trust him he's so strong he's never even flinched under my weight
Andrew, after his brain has finished short-circuiting: (lightly pushes Neil making him stumble) think again
Neil stumbles more than expected, almost falls. Andrew has to grab him by his shirt and haul him up before he hurts himself.
Neil, smug: See?
Neil: (whispers to andrew) Almost fell for you again.
I'd pay to be a fly on the wall in the same room as Neil the first time he gets drunk.
That guy has almost no filter when he's sober and possibly about to get killed for talking shit. Him drunk? In a safe environment? Surrounded by people who he considers family? Feral. Unhinged. Give him a karaoke machine NOW.
One thing i can't understand is how Neil is so relieved after trading his life for 80% of his income from playing exy in the future.
Like knowing me i'd be having a panic attack every time i tripped or something. Exy is a mf dangerous sport. What if you get injured and suddenly you can't play anymore? Your life would be over just like that.
Knowing Kevin he's probably had multiple panic attacks over it and tbh i wouldn't blame him.
On that note, Andrew probably realizes what the stakes are and goes out of his way to make sure Neil is okay. Maybe that's the reason he signs with a professional team; to make sure Neil stays within his eyeshot and out of harm's way during games?
Knowing Andrew, he probably goes out of his way to intervene whenever an opponent pins Neil to the wall or trips him up in a game and uses more force than neccessary to do so because he sees his life flash before his eyes at the thought of Neil possibly being hurt.
One thing i can't understand is how Neil is so relieved after trading his life for 80% of his income from playing exy in the future.
Like knowing me i'd be having a panic attack every time i tripped or something. Exy is a mf dangerous sport. What if you get injured and suddenly you can't play anymore? Your life would be over just like that.
Knowing Kevin he's probably had multiple panic attacks over it and tbh i wouldn't blame him.
Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed
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What if Neil was a Raven au… with freckles… Andrew bought a copy for sure.
andrew and neil when the foxes are around vs when they're alone
