What am I doing? Nothing great if I'm being honest

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt

official fucked up wall post

means a lot

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

No chel has longer hair

and wehhat ly is just a bal

Well said

Why are you, as a girl, wearing panties? So another girl can comment on how cute they are when she takes your pants off?

Why are you, as a girl, not wearing panties? So another girl can flip up your skirt and take you at a moment's notice?