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I was supposed to be a court jester with a whimsical little outfit and bells on my shoes & instead I have to send emails which probably explains the evil that lurks deep in my heart & corrodes my very soul.

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

Eddie Diaz (to Buck) speech bubble

(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

Roman noses are one of the sexiest features a person can have and every time someone shaves theirs down an angel loses its wings