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Bean the Dynamite and someone from a Pokemon game are playing pea games. Plankton tries to stop them but he can't because he dies of super soup poisoning.

Gear Gringers is a game about gringing gears. It is a very good game and you should play it. Spyro the Dragon is a dragon and he is also a spy. Peter Griffin is a griffin.

Disco Chicken is a chicken and he likes disco. He goes to the disco and dances. Wallace from Wallace and Gromit is there. Rayman is bad at dancing so he is executed.

Life is not pain it is lasagne and lasagne is pain but also life and not forgetting lasagne which is also life and pain

Batman is on a giraffe mission but he can't find his giraffe suit. He is also a giraffe.

Mario's head from Mario Teaches Typing 2 tries to kill Bowser but Somersault Guy from Impossible Mission for the Commodore 64 stops him.

A drunk George Bush is trying to find his beer but it's missing. He is very sad. Birdo is also there. She is also very sad.

The Vorticons are dead and Commander Keen is happy. He is also a bit sad because he killed them.

Inspected Gadget and Kuzco the Emperor's New Groove ride a rollercoaster and they DO NOT die. They are both very happy.

Hewligg Urobokkle is a detective and he's trying to find a pencil but he can't find it because it's missing.

I'm here to make ironic sprite comics and drink England juice, and I'm all out of England juice.

Guybrush Threepwood finds a perfectly normal rurbber chicken with a pulley in the middle. OR DOES HE? (He does.) Oh, and there's a monkey. And a pirate. named LeChuck. And a ghost. nee nee noo noo

Alex Kidd drives a car and it's whacky and wheelie.

Knuckles the Echidna tries to punch Sonic but it doesn't work because he's too fast, so he grows pasta.

Sonic the Hedgehog tells Commander Keen to have a chilli dog but finds out he doesn't know what they are, so they go to Chilli Dog Zone.