Super Mega ADHD Ray Activate

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

Was gonna have a breakup brunch with my girlfriend on our anniversary but I got dengue so now we're doing it during pride month

sometimes i think i can probably pass as masc and maybe even as a straight guy but any time i engage in conversation with a kind stranger i have a demeanor not unlike a princely rich girl archetype in a 2000s manga and frequently extend my hand in an elegant manner which has caused a number of drunken individuals on nights out to kiss my hand as if i were a beautiful ojousama and not a greasy mechanic

y'all need to watch this this pride month

eating leftover chicken tenders over the sink, drinking a rum and coke I walked to the corner store to get, blowing off plans to leave the house to play videogames; we’re having a wet hot NEET summer baby

AND my tits are perfect!

she ouros on my boros until she ouros on my boros until

a girl getting headaches all the time is indicative of some kind of dark power sealed within, so whenever a girl gets lots of headaches you should try thanking her for being so kind as to hold it all within itself.

you can also kiss it on the head to help her contain all of her dark power, and make the headache go away.

im working on inventing a type of chronic stress that makes you happy. so far the results do not look promising but few things worth doing are easy