don't eat super glue

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

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Whats not clicking

The Great Gatsby 2 … they thought he was dead… ……..but they rebuilt him… …faster … stronger … smarter… old sports die hard In The Great Gatling-Gunsby West Egg is about to be Scrambled

happiness is knowing that this is canon now

“Damn you Hero! I will get my revenge” those were the last words before your arch nemesis ran away, 5 years have passed and she still hasn’t returned, you retired, got married and now have a lovely wife and kids. But one day while checking the basement you find the costume of your arch nemesis

yes I do the sulking yes I do the seething

Drive-thrus are liminal spaces

Saw a guy doing meth in a McDonald’s drive-thru once

liminal spaces

hey putting a major news source behind a paywall should be illegal actually

Hard pill to swallow: not everyone is replaceable and it’s okay to miss or yearn for a type of relationship you had that you haven’t been able to find a substitute for. Different relationships trigger different parts of yourself and wanting those parts to be stimulated again, excited even, isn’t a crime or a symptom of unhealthy attachments. Considering there are few people on this Earth that we genuinely connect with on visceral levels, treating them post-relationship as if their impact on you was worthless and not one of a kind will only disappoint you. It doesn’t allow you to savor or treasure the connection in ways we probably should, nor does it promote healthy attachment or detachment going forward.

aaaand the 3rd monolith is in california. who had california on their bingo cards? time to place your bets in the notes, where’s it gonna be next?

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.