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@earlybloomerseraph
Edna squints at the job application form, then looks back up at the barista who’s giving her a confused look. Then she shrugs, picking it up and carrying it back to a table.
She gives a very piercing look to a girl sitting there (which is completely normal for Edna), before slamming the paper down in front of her.
“Hey. Do you have a pen? I need to commit tax evasion.”
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She’s staring at the microwave, idly tapping her umbrella on the ground as she watches. And waits. Where she got the microwave from and why she’s using it in the temple dedicated to the Sage Luna are mysteries that don’t seem to be receiving an answer any time soon.
As for what she’s doing--Edna notices someone giving her (and her microwave) a confused look.
“What? You’ve never seen someone put a peep in a microwave before?”
If she hadn’t...
“I’m waiting for it to explode.”
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[ gently casually sliiiiides out a starter call for edna. they’ll probably be short bc i’m a hot mess who uh. still needs to do date stuff. and date stuff. and some other st-- ]
earth seraph edna
it’s real baby hours
she looks 12 but she’s around 1300 yrs old and she will never tell you this because she sucks.
she has killer rock powers and by killer i mean. rook’s “absolutely batshit magic powers” desc was like, right.
she has a severe issue w dragons bc sometimes??? your older brother leaves you for your “own safety” and comes back as a dragon and it’s implied through the in game dialogue that he once recognized you and now he no longer does despite the fact that most seraphim usually lose themselves right away when they turn into dragons??? to cope???? i don’t know where i was going w that sentence
she’s a rude little gremlin but she’s also ur mom friend but she’ll deny it
4′9″ of pure sass
master of suppressing her emotions
she might come off as prickly but she’s baby underneath
pls adopt her
(yells frantically and loudly) HI EVERYONE MOD SYLTHFARN HERE (again) SPITTING HOT USELESS FACTS AT YOU
call me whatever name u want of the many i go by (they’re on my mun page and shit and listen let’s not go over this again--)
i wasn’t really prepared to flip edna over it was a decision finalized last night but unprepared because i have no braincells.
rook did inbox tonight and i was frantically screaming in the mod chat “HOLD ON I’VE ALMOST GOT IT”
you’re all probably like “ah that bitch finally posted smth on date” and then i vanished and surprise it was frantically changing edna’s info
follow me on twitter.
i followed everyone on date and now (glances at edna’s blog) well we’ll get there!
i’ll post more abt this gremlin soon i’m sorry im a hot mess
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[ oops this is a sudden switch but we’ve all seen coming since last night. edna is now affiliated with vraelgard and she has like 452 followers and quite frankly that’s a lot of soft blocking i’m not up to rn. with the...minor exception of some friends i’m going to unfollow everyone from her previous days. sorry! ]
bangs on your door repeatedly open the FUCK UP rook it's me, edna tales of. you WILL give me my powers back. (aka i'm transferring rank) you will do this for me or you will never see the light of d
the city is open to you, runt; welcome to terra.
you will be housed in twin apartments A7, where you will find a paper cocktail umbrella to replace the nothing we were able to take from you. nothing.
in accordance with your transferred rank, you will retain your absolutely batshit magic powers to use at your discretion. after one month in our fine country at novice rank, you will be automatically elevated to mage rank.
♠ rook
[ scrambles to prepare edna for eizen ]
“Fuck.”
No one can stop this gremlin.
“Don’t shit talk my agency when they had nothing to do with it.”
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mastersword:
oh ! she took it ! he’s practically sparkling.
“Cupcake poppers.” honestly, he wants to try making them himself… “Wanna help me? Get the recipe?”
Cupcake poppers? That wasn’t a food Edna was familiar with, but they certainly tasted delicious enough. And the thought of being able to have them any time she wanted...
“Sure! Having the recipe for this would be really convenient... Then maybe we could make them together?”
It’s a little more forward of her than usual, but baking together is a fun activity.
“So...who do we ask for the recipe--or are we going to steal it?”
@earlybloomerseraph honk.
It was a typical— well, typical— workday, and the goose was present, like it should. As a responsible intern of Edna, it even had an umbrella with it, currently carrying it with its beak, opened so it entirely hides them from someone who’d look from the left side. It even matched with the one Edna carries..! One could even think it IS Edna’s Umbrella! Wait, where is her umbrella—
Edna is very rarely without her umbrella. But when it comes to her job at the agency, well, she sets it aside often enough. Now, though, she’s looking for her umbrella, and yet...
“Oh!”
At first it appears her umbrella is walking by itself, but she should have known her dependable intern would make sure to carry it for her. What a perfect choice she made in hiring an actual goose to be her intern...
“You’re such a hardworking intern, aren’t you?”
Her tone is remarkably fond considering it’s Edna, and she gives the goose an affectionate pat on the head.
“I’m going out to get lunch, do you want to join me?”
And if something were to happen to Phoenix (the normin who decorates her umbrella) while in the goose’s care...well, she wouldn’t complain.
“Brothers...are horrible. They never think about you, do they? They don’t think about how much they mean to you...or how lonely you’d be without them. What point is there to family if all they’re going to do is leave you...?”
rockstarprosecutor:
“Cool. Thanks, boss. I’ll get to my paperwork tomorrow, I’m leaving early to take another nap. You’re the best.”
“I don’t know what paperwork is, nor do I really care, so yolo. But your nap is off the clock.”
rockstarprosecutor:
“….do you offer health benefits? Because I’ll probably still work here.”
The fuck is a health benefit?
“Sure.”
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“….I was taking a nap in my office. What’s happening, and why is paper being thrown around?”
“No more Edgeworth-Wrights. It’s the Edna Anything Agency now.”
Part of her was thankful that she had decided to stay indoors for today, but now she wasn’t quite sure if she wanted to remain in there anymore. Turnip had come over, concern painted on what little expression they could muster before the young lady got up to tug the curtains shut. She did this for every single room, and closed every door that she could as well.
Don’t look at it, don’t listen to it. Don’t think about how you’ve trapped yourself in a small space, and don’t think about how no one may know where you are if something bad happens to you, do NOT-
…Somehow, without realising it, she had managed to crawl underneath her bed to cower. Thankfully, her little robot decided to come under and join her, resulting in her hugging them closely to her.
Maybe the small internal noises of their workings would make all the bad memories go away quicker… either that, or this all gets sorted in a heartbeat. She hopes so. It’s already getting hard for her to breathe normally, the beginning of a panic attack that she has yet to recognise as such… and yet here she was; all alone with only the shell of a being to comfort her.
These people...they thought as soon as they got all their powers back they just had to make a nuisance of themselves, didn’t they? Edna, on the other hand, was much more well behaved. She had unlocked divine powers of earth, she had taken down the Lord of Calamity himself, but did she cause the whole city to panic? Nooooo. Idiots.
She had business in this Sector, for Maotelus’s sake! That business being another cooking lesson or...just...whatever it was friends did at Flora’s place. Edna’s seriously regretting not saying they should do it at her house, but she’s the one with a car after all.
Speaking of which, if anything happens to her car, she will make this idiot regret it.
She knocks on Flora’s door, because that’s the polite thing to do. But after no response for two minutes...Edna’s beginning to get worried.
Did something happen? She swears to Maotelus if anyone dared harm a single hair on Flora’s head the next thing they’d be seeing was the pit in the middle of the city.
Was she out? Or--Maybe Edna should just check Flora’s house first. It’s not exactly the polite thing to do, but she knows how to pick locks, and some concern deep in her is making her unable to just walk away.
The house is...seemingly empty, and Edna notes that every door has been closed and all the blinds have been drawn. Maybe Flora was home...Or at least...someone... She shuts the front door behind her (because she’s not entirely rude), and begins walking slowly through the house.
“Flora?” she calls out. “Are you here?”
She walks slowly through the house, carefully opening each door and searching the rooms for any sign of...anyone. She had just about given up hope of finding her friend when she heard...crying? From under Flora’s bed.
“Flora?”
Edna immediately drops to the floor, looking under the bed to find Flora looking absolutely petrified.
“Flora, it’s Edna...I’m here. It’s okay.”
