the okayest mom formerly known as eaglebucks

she clocked their gay asses so fast

when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.

i once worked in a restaurant with a guy who kept doing the poke in the ribs from behind version of this thinking he was soooo funny until one day i gave a startled yell and spun around to punch him in the face and stopped with my fist less than an inch from his eye and said sweetly "oh sorry, you startled me" and then with my fist still almost touching his eye i said "you know, sometimes i'm holding a big knife in this hand," and went back to work.