You Have Bewitched Me

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series it’s paired with

fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate

this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

this sounds like something out of Discworld

hey guys check out my webcomic “ohmiserychastitydevice” where i talk about self flagellating in the streets of medieval europe so god will forgive my sins of the flesh and free me from my life of suffering

“Wretched Apostates, today’s Comick Strippe be provided by the Labours of our Trusted Comrade Viscount Morbury of Exeter. The Honoured Viscount shall relate unto us the Wycked Vices of that most foul Perversion, that relating to Fetishism of the Peasant’s Crakow.”

And Now I Shalle Rate The Top 10 Whips To Flagellate Thyself In The Publicke Road

*talking about radical peasants disrupting the monarchy* these losers really think monarchs didn’t work hard to become monarchs. if they want to have riches and power so badly why didn’t they choose be born in the royal family 🤔

don’t they know monarchism is the reason they have food to eat 👀

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

Tonight at work I asked this man how he was doing and he responded with “That’s a personal question” and like wow what a mood

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it