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vivaciouscynner

I want to Goncharov Ea-nāṣir

I'm serious.

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I say again:

This needs to be composed and directed by tumblr users.

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ROUND 1: EA NASIR (ancient mesopotamia) VS BERNIE SANDERS (real)

FIGHT

ea nasir

bernie

Voting ended onApr 10, 2023

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Who would win in a Fite?

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The T-1000

Voting ended onApr 10, 2023

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Ea Nasir VS Frida Kahlo

Ea Nasir

Frida Kahlo

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

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thepomegranatewitch

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thepomegranatewitch

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thepomegranatewitch

this urn is missing its lid?! I don’t want to breathe in or spill Grandma!

ea-nasirdiscountcopper

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thepomegranatewitch

I need a lid! I have new technology to trap demons. Auntie!

I’ll put this bowl with Auntie’s picture on it near Grandma’s lidded urn.

ea-nasirdiscountcopper

.. if you are intent on smothering Granma with your Lids, why Not use The terrifying Demon Auntie bowl as Lid for The very High quality Very Fancy urn

If You torture Granma go all the way and make her Proud

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ea-nasirdiscountcopper

What is this week’s special deal?

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Buy two, get One free!!!

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no refunds

thepomegranatewitch

buy a bedpan and spittoon, get a free mortuary urn? How can I pass that up!

ea-nasirdiscountcopper

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Very good spittoon

Very classy fancy Urn

Only at Ea-Nasir Discount copper Emporium

No refunds

thepomegranatewitch

this urn is missing its lid?! I don’t want to breathe in or spill Grandma!

ea-nasirdiscountcopper

Why would you want your Granma to be trapped in a Urn-box, alone And Unventilated? This is why ghosts Happen, Unventilated Urns make a angry Spirit.

Let GranMa breathe, get Unhaunted.

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What is this week’s special deal?

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Buy two, get One free!!!

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no refunds

thepomegranatewitch

buy a bedpan and spittoon, get a free mortuary urn? How can I pass that up!

ea-nasirdiscountcopper

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Very good spittoon

Very classy fancy Urn

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No refunds

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

What is this week’s special deal?

This week we have a Ea-Nasir Discount Copper emporium special deal on Bedpans, spittoon, And mortuary Urns!!!

Buy two, get One free!!!

Stop by At Ea-Nasir discount Copper Emporium for best Quality Copper at best Lowest prices, Only in Ea-Nasir discount Copper Emporium

no refunds

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Ea Nasir

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Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

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