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Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My… I’ve never tasted such an exquisite creation…..

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griffys

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

deepspacepirate

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

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manticoreimaginary

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

spybrarian

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

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bitchycode

I’m Janet

just-shower-thoughts

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

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me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

yourangelonline-deactivated2026

riviere-libre

This still fucking cracks me up

lostboy-life

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

lostboy-life

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

heterokatedison

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

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theguineapig3

I put the pancake bed on the cage loft for my piggies in an attempt to get them to exercise more- or at least go up and down more often. My fat girl Hazel took the bait. She’ll make the extra climb if it means achieving Maximum Coze™.

mysharona1987

ruffolive

For your consideration,

soup-erb

this post can only be reblogged if

you agree its kinda fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin

guineapiggies

Fleur Walton - Our wild guinea pig

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solsticestudy

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

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