this video has cosnsistently made me lose it every single time I watch it since yesterday

"Hello. My name is Joe Pera and I have 40 minutes until the chicken kiev i'm eating for dinner is cooked in the oven. So in the meantime, I thought I'd see what's new on tumblr. See the snoopy icon? That's [username redacted]. We've been mutuals for 6 years. I don't know their name, but i do know they teach preschool kids and they have a cat named Checkers. Sometimes i post pictures of Gus on here. They usually get a few likes. Occasionally people even reblog his picture because they want him on their blogs, too. Can you blame them? I mean, look at his handsome face."

"I still endure. I still stand. This realm? It is mine… spiders have spun their webs across my eyes and worms borrow in my chest but I still live. I yet stand against my enemies, I shall always do so for I could do naught else. My will gutters and flares like a fire newly stoked. The great necromancer awakens. I. STILL. ENDURE. The three eyed king  crushed the ranks of my servants, his daemon blade shattered my bones and cleaved my heart in two. My rites and magics were torn asunder, my power broken on the altar of fate. My body was left to the dust and to the dust I returned. My soul fell shrieking into the darkness as a black comet, streaking across the underworld and the impact of it cracked the roots of my realm."

"I. STILL. ENDURE."

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me