Master of Disaster

I see it. And it might be the one role sean bean gets to live through and end up happy.

Zeb is about the only reason…And I’m gonna irrationally hope Alex at least shows up vocally or physically.

I Ain’t dead yet/I survived Bitch/and Now it’s my turn.

Teeeth

That last fucking sentence.

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

“maybe you shouldn’t do that” to something that someone did that resulted in an unfavorable outcome, regardless of whether the outcome is under the other person’s control.

“do that less” when someone informs me they’ve already done something negative, already suffered the consequences, and already learned their lesson

“A word of caution to this tale-“ is one of mine.

you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere

Parried Parody, a Tumblr original.

Oh this isnt normal, huh